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When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another glass of water." Man: "Exactly what's my problem, doc?
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Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. Smith made it clear that he didn't want to spend a lot of money. But after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.